Month: September 2008

Vexing Yet Pointless Questions

Everyone seems to have those questions that have no bearing what so ever on life, yet still seem to bug you. Given the vast pool of useless info available here on the internet, it seems that these answers would be easy to find, but it isn’t always that easy. So, I here by declare this the pointless question post / comment area. If you see a question and you know the answer, fill us in. If you have one, ask it.

My question is when you drink grape juice and then pee, why isn’t your pee purple?

Which Aspect Of Pornography Turns You On?

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My favorite kind of tits.
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I would like for both the men and women to reply to this. That’s right, women to. We all know you get turned on by porn to. And don’t be afraid about using various words or phrases in your comments to explain yourself. I consider this to be an “R” rated blog, so feel free to express yourself as you see fit.

For me, it the tits. I love watching tits bounce up and down. There’s really no other way to put it. I like boobs, any size, as long as there is movement in them. But that’s not all, it’s the whole scenario. The actions and reactions of the couple to each other. The sound is a turn on if it’s real. If it’s over the top and seems like acting (80’s porn), it needs to be muted. I think one of the most important things is that it’s got to seem real.

And for some reason I’m not really into the whole girl/girl thing. I know a lot of guys talk about that, but it really just looks / feels strange to me. I like the good ol’ standby hetero stuff. I once saw a porno and they were using english saddles in ways that I would find it hard to imagine.

So what about you guys / gals? Do you get turned on by porn, and if so, which aspect of it?

And please, be honest. I know you girls love to watch the titties bounce also.

Strange Idioms And Phrases

I would like to further our discussion from earlier in the week about various phrases and idioms that we hear or used to hear when we were kids.

I’ll get this party started as best I can.

For Sneezing, I have heard (and I’m sure there are many more):

  • Bless You
  • God Bless You
  • Gesundheit!
  • “Bless us and save us, said Old Mrs. Davis”

When you are hot, or it is hot outside:

  • Hotter’n two rats fucking in a wool sock!
  • Hotter’n the hubs on a merry-go-round.
  • Sweatin’ like a sow

When you are cold, or it is cold outside:

  • It’s colder than blue blazes.
  • It’s colder than a witches tit out here.
  • Colder than a well diggers ass.

If you are nervous:

  • I’m as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
  • I’m as nervous as a queer at a wiener roast.

And a few more off the wall ones for good measure:

  • That’s the best thing since sliced bread.
  • You can’t polish a turd.
  • You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.
  • That’d go over like a fart in church.

I find it funny when I hear someone pronounce wash as “worsh”, or water as “whuter”.

I was out with some friends one time, and there was this smokin’ hot girl walking by. Not your everyday pretty girl, this girl was b-e-a-utiful in every since of the word. My buddy calmly said, “I’d drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart over a walkie talkie.” That’s quality my friends, true quality.

So what about you? Tell me what strange phrases and words you love, or hate.