To Those Who Enjoy A Glass Of Wine, And Even Those Who Don’t

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) – bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m doing it as a public service.

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How To Steal An Xbox

Anonymous Sports Betting

…and other Google searches.

A post from Tish regarding odd searches that led to her blog made me wonder what people searched for when they were led to this blog. The resulting list is both humorous and frightening. Here are a few of the stranger ones:

  • kathouse asheville nc(because everyone needs to know where the closest kathouse is)
  • funny did you know penis(I know a fella named Dick, but he’s not very funny)
  • underage boys(should not skip school!)
  • underage sex(depends on what your definition of “is” is)
  • west fucking virginia(is better than east fucking virginia)
  • underwater naked(underwater, above water, lights on, lights off, under the covers, on top of the covers…doesn’t matter)
  • wet and suck(see above)
  • wife finds condom(did she find it in a ditch, or on another mans penis?)
  • Penis Circus(could become a new skit on Letterman; stupid penis tricks)
  • testicles for trucks(vaginas for cars?)
  • how to steal an xbox(even thieves need advise sometimes)
  • proof that reproduction has pleasure for animals(sometimes you have to step back and examine the sexual acts of animals. Is it reproduction, or is it rape?)
  • what to do when you hit a deer in west virginia(you put it in your testicle covered pick-up truck, and have a cookout)

There you have it. Some of the weirdest Google searches that have led “people” to this blog. I don’t know why, or how, but the facts are true. This blog is apparently a filth laden, sexually demoralizing, utter piece of garbage. You should be ashamed of reading it.

This isn’t really a meme, but it should be. I think it is interesting to see what people search for. If Mike would be willing, I would love to see what strange things people search for when visiting his blog.

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The Economy Is So Bad, Even Ninjas Are Looting

Female ‘Ninjas’ Rob Richland Gas Station With Sword, Dagger

Police said two women dressed as ninjas were responsible for the hold-up of a Richland Township gas station Saturday morning using a samurai sword.

Police said the two women — one with a dagger, and the other carrying the sword — entered a Sunoco station in the 5600 block of Route 8 at about 3 a.m.According to police, the women tied up the clerk and robbed the store of cash, cigarettes and lottery tickets.

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You know things are getting bad when a Ninja can’t even find work. C’mon…they’re ninjas! They should never have to resort to such desperate acts like this.

I had been giving the Ninja career some serious thought over the past few months. If it is this hard for them to find work now, I think I will have to rethink my previous thoughts. Yup.

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