$10,000 Dollar Tip Courtesy Of “The Donald”

 

Trump Tip

My friend Billy works at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica. A couple days ago Donald Trump came in and left him a $10,000 tip! Wow! My friends think he’s just trying to promote his celebrity Apprentice but whatever. Billy told me Donald hardly even talked to him until the end when he asked, “What’s the biggest tip you ever got?” I guess Jerry Bruckheimer (sp?) comes in a lot and once tipped him $500 on a $1000 tab and Bill told him. Trump just wanted to show he’s got the biggest dick!

Bitchfocals…

sunglasses.jpgWhat is the deal with celebrities and their huge designer sunglasses today? It seems that the (primarily female) celebrities are having a contest amongst themselves to see who can wear the largest and ugliest pair of sunglasses.

What happened to the little tiny barely cover your eyeball type of sunglasses that used to be so popular? Those small sunglasses were so much sexier than the ugly things they wear now.

Sales are driven by sightings of sunglass wearing celebrities, such as Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie, Demi Moore and Lindsay Lohan. Yea Girlies, that’s quite a group that you need to be looking up to.

Every time I see a girl wearing oversized sunglasses I wonder what the hell they are thinking. Don’t they realize that a couple of years from now they are going to look back on all of the pictures they took and realize that they look like a praying mantis and a joke. Come on girls, it isn’t as attractive or hot as you think. Believe me. I have a new name for these uglier-than-homemade-sin sunglasses. Bitchfocals.

Celebrity Obsession

What’s the deal with everyone yapping about Paris Hilton or Britney Spears all of the time? The last thing I want to hear about after a long hard day is how terrible life is for Lindsey Lohan. So awful in fact, her (and a lot of others) have been in drug rehab at one time or another. If I had cameras flashing in my face 24/7 and people putting naked photos of myself all over the internet, drugs would be an everyday thing for me also. Get over it folks. People do drugs, people get drunk. It’s life.

Please stop putting this crap on the mainstream news. If I want to see what is going on in Hollywood, or in the lives of those in Hollywood, I will tune in to that specific television show. Better yet, I will just look it up online.