Weirdest Slot Machines Ever Created

Weirdest Slot Machines Ever Created

 

Looking for some weird punting fun? This piece takes a look at some of the weirdest slot machines ever created.   Some of these are very bizarre!

Monty Python’s Spamalot

In the early days of this slot, many Monty Python fans were angry that the team has sold out their name to a gambling product. However, it was quickly established that the team had nothing to do with it. Some say the Spamalot crew pays Monty Python for using the Grail script but that’s just about it. No one is sure.  The slot has all the basics you’d expect from Spamalot with animations, bizarre flying cows and a knights cameo.

Cash n Curry

If you have ever wanted to play a curry themed slot machine, this is the opportunity you have been waiting for. It was designed by Microgaming but is now featured on most online casinos like the ones here newcasinosonline.org. Cash and Curry is basically about lining up pappadums, limes and chillies on the reels.  There is a bonus game where you have to line up a combo of chicken baltis. With three baltis in a row, you have won!

Obama Slots

Not surprised are you? He is the leader of the free world and is thus very popular. What is better than enjoying some gambling fun in the company of the President of the United States?  It’s not just Obama on the reel though. You will find some of the most famous bygone presidents such as Lincoln, Kennedy and Washington. Line up three of them and you get a payout. Line up three Obamas and you get an even bigger payout.

40 Shades of Santa

It is very bizarre for anyone to associate Santa with something erotic. Tell that to the lads at Paddy Power who came up with this weird slot machine. If you didn’t know already, it is a combination of 50 Shades of Grey and Santa Claus.  The images on the reels of this slot include masks, handcuffs, lips, a sexy misses Claus, etc.

Judge Judy

You probably know the no nonsense judge from TV. She is popular so it was only a matter of time before she got her own slot machine theme.  The images on the reel include law books, an American flag, a gavel, random court pictures etc.  Depending on how well you play, you can get into the bonus round known as ‘You make the call’.  Here, you will be shown famous clips from Judge Judy’s shows and you will be given the chance to guess the outcome and earn bonus multipliers.  If you get sucked into this part of the game, you could literally go hours on it!

Which of these are you playing first?


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Tindafella Is Recreating Tinder Profile Photos With Hilarious Results

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Tinder is a dating app for you phone… but it’s not very complicated. Anyone who has ever been on Tinder knows that the most important part of the profile is the picture. If you like what you see, you basically cast a “YES!” vote. And if you don’t? You move on. Because of the importance of using an attractive photo, a lot of people unfortunately miss the mark and end up with an extremely odd profile picture.

An Australian gentleman by the name of Jarrod Allen decided to recreate some of the most ridiculous or self-absorbed Tinder photos he found… and the results are EPIC.

1.) Deuces!

2.) Oh how coy.

3.) Had to shrink for that one.

4.) Bottoms up!

5.) That’s not how you use a punching bag.

6.) I think the guy’s is actually shorter.

7.) Who doesn’t love a guitar player?

8.) This has to be dangerous.

9.) Preggo!

10.) Hope no one steps on his face.

11.) Stay safe.

12.) Is it cold in here or is it just me?

13.) Little Marilyn Monroe action going on.

14.) Who does this?

15.) Those eyebrows doe.

16.) Excellent recreation of the tattoo.

17.) Ah yes, the old milk shower.

18.) Just drink the wine, showoff.

If you want to see more and celebrate how ridiculous we all can be, follow tindafella on Instagram and get the latest updates.


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The Best Email Forward Ever: Missing Misty

I’m not a big fan of email forwards, but I found this one pretty funny. A woman loses her cat and asks her designer friend to drop everything and make a poster for her to post around her neighborhood. People who work in a service role probably get these kind of requests from friends, but I bet they rarely turn out this funny.

From: Shannon
Date
: Monday 21 June 2010 9.20am
To
: David
Subject
: Poster

 

Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.

Missing Misty

This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.
Thanks Shan. 


From:
 David
Date:
 Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To:
 Shannon
Subject:
 Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
That is shocking news. Luckily I was sitting down when I read your email and not half way up a ladder or tree. How are you holding up? I am surprised you managed to attend work at all what with thinking about Missy out there cold, frightened and alone… possibly lying on the side of the road, her back legs squashed by a vehicle, calling out “Shannon, where are you?”
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.
Regards, David. 

From:
 Shannon
Date:
 Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To:
 David
Subject:
 Re: Re: Poster

yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today. 

From:
 David
Date:
 Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To:
 Shannon
Subject:
 Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
I never said I don’t like cats. Once, having been invited to a party, I went clothes shopping beforehand and bought a pair of expensive G-Star boots. They were two sizes too small but I wanted them so badly I figured I could just wear them without socks and cut my toenails very short. As the party was only a few blocks from my place, I decided to walk. After the first block, I lost all feeling in my feet. Arriving at the party, I stumbled into a guy named Steven, spilling Malibu & coke onto his white Wham ‘Choose Life’ t-shirt, and he punched me. An hour or so after the incident, Steven sat down in a chair already occupied by a cat. The surprised cat clawed and snarled causing Steven to leap out of the chair, slip on a rug and strike his forehead onto the corner of a speaker; resulting in a two inch open gash. In its shock, the cat also defecated, leaving Steven with a foul stain down the back of his beige cargo pants. I liked that cat.
Attached poster as requested.
Regards, David.

Missing Misty

From:
 Shannon
Date:
 Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am
To:
 David
Subject:
 Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah thats not what I was looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so small? 


From:
 David
Date:
 Monday 21 June 2010 10.28am
To:
 Shannon
Subject:
 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
It’s a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.
Regards, David. 


From:
 Shannon
Date:
 Monday 21 June 2010 10.33am
To:
 David
Subject:
 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Thats just stupid. Can you do it properly please? I am extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears. you seem to think it is funny. Can you make the photo bigger please and fix the text and do it in colour please. Thanks. 



From:
 David
Date:
 Monday 21 June 2010 10.46am
To:
 Shannon
Subject:
 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
Having worked with designers for a few years now, I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism. I don’t come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the window. I am willing to overlook this faux pas due to you no doubt being preoccupied with thoughts of Missy attempting to make her way home across busy intersections or being trapped in a drain as it slowly fills with water. I spent three days down a well once but that was just for fun.
I have amended and attached the poster as per your instructions.
Regards, David.

Missing Misty


From:
 Shannon
Date:
 Monday 21 June 2010 10.59am
To:
 David
Subject:
 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

This is worse than the other one. can you make it so it shows the whole photo of Missy and delete the stupid text that says missing missy off it? I just want it to say Lost. 


From:
 David
Date:
 Monday 21 June 2010 11.14am
To:
 Shannon
Subject:
 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Missing Misty

From:
 Shannon
Date:
 Monday 21 June 2010 11.21am
To:
 David
Subject:
 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah can you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word lost and the telephone number and when and where she was lost and her name. Not like a movie poster or anything stupid. I have to leave early today. If it was your cat I would help you. Thanks. 


From:
 David
Date:
 Monday 21 June 2010 11.32am
To:
 Shannon
Subject:
 Awww

Dear Shannon,
I don’t have a cat. I once agreed to look after a friend’s cat for a week but after he dropped it off at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter, I kept the cat in a closed cardboard box in the shed and forgot about it. If I wanted to feed something and clean faeces, I wouldn’t have put my mother in that home after her stroke. A week later, when my friend came to collect his cat, I pretended that I was not home and mailed the box to him. Apparently I failed to put enough stamps on the package and he had to collect it from the post office and pay eighteen dollars. He still goes on about that sometimes, people need to learn to let go.
I have attached the amended version of your poster as per your detailed instructions.
Regards, David.

Missing Misty
From:
 Shannon
Date:
 Monday 21 June 2010 11.47am
To:
 David
Subject:
 Re: Awww

Thats not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my cat. 


From:
 David
Date:
 Monday 21 June 2010 11.58am
To:
 Shannon
Subject:
 Re: Re: Awww

I know, but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several violent ends, it is possible you might get a better cat out of this. If anybody calls and says “I haven’t seen your orange cat but I did find a black and white one with its hind legs run over by a car, do you want it?” you can politely decline and save yourself a costly veterinarian bill.

I knew someone who had a basset hound that had its hind legs removed after an accident and it had to walk around with one of those little buggies with wheels. If it had been my dog I would have asked for all its legs to be removed and replaced with wheels and had a remote control installed. I could charge neighbourhood kids for rides and enter it in races. If I did the same with a horse I could drive it to work. I would call it Steven.

Regards, David. 


From:
 Shannon
Date:
 Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pm
To:
 David
Subject:
 Re: Re: Re: Awww

Please just use the photo I gave you. 


From:
 David
Date:
 Monday 21 June 2010 12.22pm
To:
 Shannon
Subject:
 Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Missing Misty

From:
 Shannon
Date:
 Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pm
To:
 David
Subject:
 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

I didnt say there was a reward. I dont have $2000 dollars. What did you even put that there for? Apart from that it is perfect can you please remove the reward bit. Thanks Shan. 


From:
 David
Date:
 Monday 21 June 2010 12.42pm
To:
 Shannon
Subject:
 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Missing Misty

From:
 Shannon
Date:
 Monday 21 June 2010 12.51pm
To:
 David
Subject:
 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Can you just please take the reward bit off altogether? I have to leave in ten minutes and I still have to make photocopies of it. 


From:
 David
Date:
 Monday 21 June 2010 12.56pm
To:
 Shannon
Subject:
 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Missing Misty
From:
 Shannon
Date:
 Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pm
To:
 David
Subject:
 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Fine. That will have to do.


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