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I often wonder how things like the below go unnoticed. Was it truly human error, or was it a disgruntled employee trying to make himself feel better before walking out the door. Perhaps it was just someone having a little fun at the expense of others. Regardless, these are pretty funny!

IMPORTANT NOTICE If you’re one of hundreds of parachuting
enthusiasts who bought our Easy Sky Diving book, please make the
following correction on page 8, line 7, the words “state zip code”
should have read “pull rip cord.”

It was incorrectly reported last Friday that today is “T-shirt
Appreciation Day”. In fact, it’s actually “Teacher Appreciation
Day”.

There was a mistake in an item sent in two weeks ago which stated
that Ed Burnham entertained a party at “crap shooting”. It should
have been “trap shooting”.

Acne treatment should only be applied to your face, not your buttocks as previously directed.

There are two important corrections to the information in the
update on our Deep Relaxation professional development program.
First, the program will include “meditation”, not “medication”.
Second, it is “experiential”, not “experimental”.

In the City Beat section of Friday’s paper, firefighter Dwight
Brady was misidentified. His department nickname is “Dewey”. It
is another firefighter who’s nicknamed “Weirdo”. We apologize
for our mistake.

Our newspaper carried the notice last week that Mr. Oscar Hoffnagle
is a “defective” on the police force. This was a typographical
error. Mr. Hoffnagle is, of course, a “detective” on the police
farce.

In a recent edition, we referred to the chairman of Chrysler
Corporation as Lee “Iacoocoo”. His real name is Lee “Iacacca”.
The Gazette regrets the terror.

Apology I originally wrote, “Woodrow Wilson’s wife grazed sheep
on front lawn of the White House.” I’m sorry that typesetting
inadvertently left out the word “sheep.”

In one edition of today’s Food Section, an inaccurate number of
jalapeno peppers was given for Jeanette Crowley’s Southwestern
chicken salad recipe. The recipe should call for “2” (two), not
“21”, jalapeno peppers.

The marriage of Miss Freda vanAmburg and Willie Branton, which
was announced in this paper a few weeks ago, was a mistake which
we wish to correct.


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