What Is The Secret of Women?

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What is the secret of women? I asked someone in my taxicab if he knew, and he said he was gay and had no idea. “Don’t even ask me about women,” he said. “That’s why I’m gay.” I’ve asked other people, too. One guy sort of smirked and said he has no problem with women at all. Yet he couldn’t (or wouldn’t) say any more. The thing is, human beings have been around more than half a million years, and I’m just wondering if comedies, such as “There’s Something About Mary,” are the best we can do? At the other extreme we have Shakespeare’s love sonnets. Yet seeing such movies, or reading those poems, don’t really help a person in day-to-day life, when we actually meet women. It’s as if they have some kind of radar attuned to something, yet you just can’t tell what it is. Maybe the San Francisco Bay area simply isn’t such a good place to hit it off with women. You’d think it would be a lot easier. And please, don’t start thinking there’s something wrong with me, because there isn’t. I’ve had girlfriends I’ve been crazy about, and who have been crazy about me, yet even then, I could not tell you in words, why.

And here is the AWESOME answer:

Thanks for such a well-written and interesting question. This may well have been the “original question” if Adam and Eve once existed. Obviously this has been debated throughout history and if a definitive answer had been found, we would have been taught it in high school. I shall now provide you with a variety of answers to this age-old enigma…

Savvy Male has a very good, concise summary of women, with such nuggets as:
– They have the ultimate biological multitasking operating system known to man
– Compliment a woman about her dress/hair/perfume in the first 5 minutes of a date.
– Women don’t need to be fixed. They were born with all working parts, and all put together. Just listen.
http://www.savvymale.com/misc.html

The secret is to make women happy:
http://www.scorelarge.com/humor/happywomen.html

Women like confident men (this is a cosmic secret!):
http://www.sosuave.com/articles/want.htm

Women like to be cherished, respected, loved, and most of all, showered with attention:
http://www.sosuave.com/articles/stop.htm

According to a survey, women’s favorite romantic moment is “cuddling on the sofa and watching a movie together”:
http://www.romanceopedia.com/R-SofaMovie.html

Women are available in many varieties:

Russian women “…are much more patient and can tolerate things that Western women will never be able to bear.
http://www.womenrussia.com/faq.htm

French women are “sophisticated, beautiful, sexy, voluptuous… and yet so gullible”:
http://www.askmen.com/love/player/paris4.html

Australian women like to play rugby:
http://www.womensrugby.com.au/

There are more physical differences between men and women than just the obvious attributes:

Men and women “use different sides of their brains to process and store long-term memories of emotional experiences”:
http://www.ucihealth.com/News/Releases/emotionalMemoriesStored.htm

Women can multi-task because they use both sides of the brain:
http://web.csuchico.edu/~se47/phsycology.htm

Although they have smaller brains, women’s have “more nerve cells in their frontal lobes”:
http://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/wome.html

Elaine Morgan has explained how evolution has shaped women in her book “The Descent of Women”:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0285627007/102-3918949-7328166

One thing to keep in mind is that women get more pleasure from sex than men do, according to Tiresias who spent seven years as a woman in a Greek myth. Divulging this information cost him his eyesight.
http://www.nomos-arkhaios.org/kerux7.htm

They speak a different language:

Women of the Yao ethnic group in Hunan province, China, have their own language:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/asia-pacific/newsid_1937000/1937023.stm

Even when they use English, some deciphering is required:
http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Union/1669/Secret.html

The secret of women’s language: Keywords and their meanings – FINE: This is a word a woman uses at the end of any argument that she feels she is in the right about but needs to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
http://www.expage.com/teenagehood

An understanding of body language will enable you to know when a woman wants you to approach her and when she wants you to go away:
http://www.askmen.com/love/player/35_love_games.html

And of course there are books available on the topic:

You may have heard that “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus”:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/006016848X/ref=pd_ser_asin_1/102-3918949-7328166
and it has also been said that “…Men Don’t Listen : And Women Can’t
Read Maps”:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0767907639/qid=1022566769/sr=1-15/ref=sr_1_15/102-3918949-7328166

“Women are like golf courses…Even though you may have played a course a hundred times, chances are your approach shot rarely lands in the same place on the green.” according to the book “How to Give Her Absolute Pleasure: Totally Explicit Techniques Every Woman Wants Her Man to Know”
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0767904524/qid=1022566517/sr=2-2/ref=sr_2_2/102-3918949-7328166

How To Pick Up Beautiful Women In Nightclubs or Any Other Place: Secrets Every Man Should Know:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0964160307/qid=1022566853/sr=1-27/ref=sr_1_27/102-3918949-7328166

More advice:

Mojo10 – the men’s guide to women:
http://www.mojo10.com/default.asp

Getting the first date you want:
http://www.sharpman.com/issue02/index2.html?articles/living/dating/toptips/toptips.html&1

Consultagirl has advice for men, written by women:
http://www.consultagirl.com/FAQ.html

How to find the right person:
http://www.loveadvice.com/CAT2.HTM

Doctor Casanova’s Seduction Clinic:
http://www.casanova.org/welcome.htm

You can learn how to Seduce Women Now! for only $97:
http://www.casanovasecrets.com/

Where to meet women:
http://www.mojo10.com/viewContent.asp?contentID=652

Places in San Francisco to take her:
http://www.mojo10.com/viewContent.asp?contentID=784

In your area you could try The Meeting Game Salon, and 10-Minute Dating:
http://www.meetinggame.com/index.html

Finally:

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
http://www.joke-around.com/joke/gender/1404

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