After serious and cautious consideration….. your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2008 !
My Wish for You in 2008 :
May peace break into your house, and may thieves come to steal your debts.
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline, and may laughter assault your lips !
May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires, and may happiness slap you across the face, and may your tears be that of joy.
May the problems you had forget your home address !
In simple words ………… May 2008 be the best year of your life ! ! !
Enjoy a Happy New One
I’ll take that! And right back at ya!
I’ll tell you what’s a magnet for $100 bills…my g-string when I dance, baby! 😯
That’s why I love to swipe my ATM card down you ass crack! Withdrawal! Withdrawal!
Happy new year, buddy! Hope it’s great year for you and yours =)