1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
4) I would love to be the one to rub in yer anti wrinkle cream
5) Do you have a library card? Cuz I’d like to sign you out.
6) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
8) Man – “Fat Penguin!”
Woman – “WHAT?”
Man – “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”
9.) I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can’t find my puppy – can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench – every time I think of you my nuts tighten up.
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Funny, but scary. Very scary. Oh, god, you brought back repressed memories. Now I know why I have a panic attack when I see a mullet – these have been used on me! AHHHHHH! 😯
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I live in Redneck Country, so I hear this type of stuff all the time… lol.
You are missing the best/worst redneck pick up line:
Get in the back truck sweetheart.
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LOL. Very funny pickup lines.
Wow, some of those are really funny.
I need a new monitor now because I have Sprite all over it. I was drinking when I read number 12. I imagined a red neck saying the word nuts in that pickup line and I couldn’t hold it in.
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May someone explain it a little bit deeper for me, please?