Random unrelated image: A New Meaning For “Bread Tie”
I know it’s a meme, but an interesting one nonetheless. When I saw this meme at Karl’s and Avitable’s I immediately knew that I had to do it or I wouldn’t be able to hang out with the cool kids.
The ABCs of Me
Accent: I was born and raised in West Virginia so I naturally speak “hick”.
Breakfast or no breakfast: Brown Sugar & Cinnamon pop tarts just about every morning around 5:30.
Chore I don’t care for: None. I don’t mind doing chores.
Dog or Cat: Love the pussies!
Essential Electronics: Computer, phone, Wii, Guitar Hero
Favorite Cologne: Black Suede
Gold or Silver: Silver. I don’t like the look of gold, however, I like the value of it very much.
Handbag I carry most often: A paper sack with my lunch in it.
Insomnia: I used to spend many sleepless nights staring blankly at the PC or XBOX. I am happy to say that I have been sleeping nice lately. Nice being a relative term when you consider that I live with young children.
Job Title: Just another turd in the bucket. (Also a Devoted Husband, Father.) (Find a job with admin job search)
Kids: At the time of this writing, I have a 22 month old daughter. By the time this post gets published, I should have a few days old son. (The wife is bloated, irritable, and 30 lbs. heavier than she was 9 months ago. Please God, let her have that baby soon.)
Living Arrangements: West Virginia trailer trash, baby!
Most Admirable Trait: The most admirable trait for anyone is their sense of humor.
Naughtiest Childhood Behavior: Broke into the neighbors house and tipped over their furniture and hid all their curtains in a closet. Fun times.
Overnight hospital stays: Currently none for myself, but I did sleep at the hospital when my wife had her gallbladder removed, and again when our first child was born.
Phobias: A little bit of claustrophobia, especially if the room I’m in has several other people in it.
Quote: “If you have ever stopped by my house, you came on purpose, because I live on the way to nowhere.” –Bucky
Reason to smile: Loving wife and kid(s).
Siblings: None.
Time I wake up: 4:15am Mon-Fri. Weekends are wide open.
Unusual Talent or Skill: I can touch my nose with my tongue.
Vegetable I Refuse to Eat: Radishes. Blech.
Worst Habit: Fingernail biting.
X-rays: I’ve had three x-rays. Once for my neck, once for my chest, and once for my stomach / intestines.
Yummy Stuff: M&M’s, chocolate ice cream, plain Wavy Lays potato chips.
Zoo Animal I Like Most: I like monkeys, and one of the reasons I like monkeys is because they are very open with their masturbation. I have learned a couple of new techniques by watching monkeys. Monkey, monkey, monkey!
You broke into someone’s house to hide their curtains? That’s pretty weird.
And I’m a cool kid? That’s pretty weird.
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I never said you were cool. I simply stated that if I didn’t do this meme, I couldn’t hang out with the cool kids. It was a bit misleading.
The curtain hiding thing….I was only 5 or six. It was fun. You should try it!
You enjoy doing chores, eh? Want to come visit for a while? I’ll keep you busy.