Female ‘Ninjas’ Rob Richland Gas Station With Sword, Dagger
RICHLAND TOWNSHIP, Pa. — Police said two women dressed as ninjas were responsible for the hold-up of a Richland Township gas station Saturday morning using a samurai sword.
Police said the two women — one with a dagger, and the other carrying the sword — entered a Sunoco station in the 5600 block of Route 8 at about 3 a.m.According to police, the women tied up the clerk and robbed the store of cash, cigarettes and lottery tickets.
You know things are getting bad when a Ninja can’t even find work. C’mon…they’re ninjas! They should never have to resort to such desperate acts like this.
I had been giving the Ninja career some serious thought over the past few months. If it is this hard for them to find work now, I think I will have to rethink my previous thoughts. Yup.
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LOL! Yeah, it may be than ninja-ness as a way of life leaves something to be desired in our current day and age. I’m afraid that the same may be true of becoming a modern Robin Hood, or Eric the Red.
What are we to do?
Nothing much aside from having a nuclear war and sending us all back to the stone age.
Technology has advance past the ninja way of life..heh
These cannot be true ninjas. I know this for two reasons:
1) The true ninjas’ hearts are pure, the ninja steals for necessity only, not profit.
2) These imposters took lottery tickets. True ninjas don’t play the lottery as they leave nothing to chance.
It is the ninja way ….
You would think ninja’s would be able to hit a better target than a gas station. You know, maybe a bank, or Fort Knox.