Hello Blog. How have you been? Me? Oh, I am doing pretty good. New job and all, ya know. It’s been keeping me rather busy. I don’t have near the time to visit you anymore. What’s that you say? I should visit you at least once a week? Well, I’ll see what I can do about that.
While I’m here, let me tell you about the crazy party we had the other night. It was off the hook, yo. What do you mean people don’t say that anymore? You’re really starting to piss me off, Blog. You and your constant questions and corrections. Let me just show you a photo of the party then, and you can draw your own conclusions.