Extensys 4000: Penile Correction or Penile Death?

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An interesting device appeared on Gizmodo today.

The good doctors’ boast is that nightly use of the Extensys 4000 over a four month period will give you an extra 1 centimeter in the trouser department. They also claim bigger and better orgasms, a higher sex drive (of course – you’re going to want to show off your new willy, aren’t you?) and harder erections.

Product Page [Extensys Lab] via Gizmodo.