Unrelated random image: Hey Scoob! Look At That!
Let me rephrase that. Is it illegal to answer your own door naked? Not that I plan on doing it. Well, I mean, I might do it. If the right people come knocking. Occasionally, when I peek out the curtains and see a couple of Jehovah’s witness knocking on my door, I know that I would have a great time surprising them in my birthday suit. And honestly, I wouldn’t mind it at all if some people answered their door naked for me.
I’m just sayin’.