Someone Help. Please. Anybody?

I have been wanting a site redesign for a couple of months now. I know there are tons of free templates to be found, and I have probably looked at over 2,500 in the past few months, but I didn’t find any that will give me what I am looking for.

I checked into getting a custom blog design created from a couple of different companies, but their prices were quite a bit higher than what I had expected. It’s not like I’m making a fortune here.

I could try my hand at it, and I feel that I could do a decent job at it. The only part that would give me problems is the images. Particularly the header image. I have a cartooney style picture in my mind that involves a hillbilly, and old shack, and a moonshine still, but I can’t draw worth a crap. So unless I find someone to help me out, I’m kinda stuck.

Any takers?