If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in West Virginia.
(guilty)
If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong
number, you may live in West Virginia.
(I have had conversations with people who called me by mistake)
If “vacation” means going anywhere south of Charleston for the Weekend, you may live in West Virginia.
(When I think of vacation, I think of Mendocino bed and breakfast)
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in West Virginia.
(guilty)
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in West Virginia.
(Not only do I know people, but I have hit a few deer myself)
If you have switched from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again, you may live in West Virginia.
(quite often actually)
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging Blizzard without flinching, you may live in West Virginia.
(I can do it!)
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in West Virginia.
(most of the time, yes)
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use Them, you may live in West Virginia.
(I think she does know how actually)
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph and you’re going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in West Virginia.
(I have been the passer and the one getting passed)
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in West Virginia.
(Very, very true)
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and Road construction, you may live in West Virginia.
(Oh so true!)
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in West Virginia.
(I have a fourwheeler with a blade…and it gets most of it’s miles from snow plowing)