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I can not: _______________
I would therefore make a bad: ___________
That is how it goes, and this it how it works.
I can not: Fit a live deer in my mouth
I would therefore make a bad: Alligator
I can not: Eat 24 marbles in a minute.
I would therefore make a bad: Hungry-Hungry-Hippo
I can not: Whistle
I would therefore make a bad: Horny construction worker.
I can not: Stay Focused
I would therefore ma
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I can not: Poop my pants.
I would therefore make a bad: 2-year-old 🙂
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I can not: Wear underwear.
I would therefore make a bad: Cheerleader.
Wait…or maybe that would make me an EXCELLANT cheerleader.
Stephanies last blog post..Shit.
CMG – Can’t, or just don’t want to?
Stephanie – I think EXCELLANT would be the proper adjective in that sentence.
I can not: give a fish mouth to mouth
I would therefore make a bad: veterinarian
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I can not: write callous notes dictating what mementos people may and may not leave on their love one’s tombs.
I would therefore make a bad: mausoleum caretaker.
True story!
I can not: share every single detail of my mind-numbing life.
I would therefore make a bad: blog author……LOL
(present company excluded)