I Can Not_______ I Would Therefore Make A Bad__________

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I can not: _______________
I would therefore make a bad: ___________

That is how it goes, and this it how it works.

I can not: Fit a live deer in my mouth
I would therefore make a bad: Alligator

I can not: Eat 24 marbles in a minute.
I would therefore make a bad: Hungry-Hungry-Hippo

I can not: Whistle
I would therefore make a bad: Horny construction worker.

I can not: Stay Focused
I would therefore ma

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6 thoughts on “I Can Not_______ I Would Therefore Make A Bad__________”

  1. I can not: write callous notes dictating what mementos people may and may not leave on their love one’s tombs.

    I would therefore make a bad: mausoleum caretaker.

    True story!

  2. I can not: share every single detail of my mind-numbing life.

    I would therefore make a bad: blog author……LOL
    (present company excluded)

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