Surefire Way To Attain Inner Peace

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“I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, “The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.”

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn’t finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of bailey’s Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

2 thoughts on “Surefire Way To Attain Inner Peace”

  1. Yessir, Bucky, that would do it. 😯 I always thought that Dr. Phill was full of crap, but he too may have a bunch of stuff like that to finish every darned day, so he may be full of recently finished things, instead. Only his prescription supply is probably a little better than yours or mine.

    Kermit

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