BLAAARGHHHPPHHHTT

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I would like to start this post with a big thank you to Stephanie for making her swamp-rot stomach bug contagious enough for me to classify it as a communicable disease that can be spread over the interwebz.

This is a nasty stomach bug, my friends. I’m not sure why she started calling it “swamp-rot”, but I have an idea. When I go to the bathroom, which is often, mind you, it looks and smells like a big, nasty-ass greenish black swamp. UGH.

I’ve lost 8 pounds since Friday, without taking any type of diet pills, but I’m sure that it’s just water weight. I feel that I will soon wither away to nothing. That if I were to turn sideways in your line of sight, I would probably disappear. Popeye would probably mistake me for Olive Oyl.

The wife had it for a day or two. She seems to be over it now. The kids, bless them, are still fighting it. They must get their pansy-ass immune system from me. Pinkster was doing a super job at potty training, but this bug put that on hiatus. It’s disgusting. Brain is hanging in there, although he has absolutely no appetite. For a three month old, that is not a good thing.

Uh-Oh…  gotta go…  (BLAAARGHHHPPHHHTT)

8 thoughts on “BLAAARGHHHPPHHHTT”

  1. Kyra – You had better get two cans.

    ETW – Yes, and unfortunately, the lost pounds will probably come back and invite their friends to stay.

    Canucklehead – You are most welcome.

  2. The pounds WILL come back.
    Fast.
    With some friends.

    Sorry for passing the swamp rot. Thanks for taking it off my hands, though.
    Hope the kiddos get better quick!

    Stephanies last blog post..Tired.

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