Densest Element in the universe discovered

Periodic Table Possibly to no one’s surprise…. Science marches on….

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named “Bushcronium.” The symbol for Bushcronium is “W”.

Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Bushcronium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity or concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as “Critical Morass”.

When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.

2 thoughts on “Densest Element in the universe discovered”

  1. I knew that somewhere behind the idiocy of the current administration, there had to be some science. Leave it to Bucky to find it. Perhaps this has all been just some experient gone wild, a test run amok. Maybe it has been a test of the Theory of Evolution, Political Division, in which we see that the forces of moronic evil are not selected for, and intelligence may once again reign in the White House.

    Well, maybe intelligence is going too far…

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