From The Mouths Of Babes

Children do say the darnedest things. They can’t speak well either.

All you parents, siblings, aunties, uncles, grandparents, friends of child-like wonder, I ask you to share.

My neighbors kid could not wrap his tongue around his sisters name Elizabeth. She has since been known as ‘lizard breath’

I was 7 years old and my mother kept telling me to behave. I announced to her that I was ‘ bein have’

I have a friend who could not figure out for the longest time what his daughter meant when she screeched about ‘arm bubbles’ (turns out she was freaked by armidillos)

This should be fun.

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  1. I used to live in Cincinnati. I was always wondering why we were driving to the Indiana police (Indianapolis) and we never got there.
    I also used to wonder what a Ply Mouth was. So many people were driving one.