Music Groups That Turn You Gay!

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You may not realize it, but if you listen to any of the following groups, you are being turned gay!

* The Spores (endorse suicide)
* Scissor Sisters
* Turbonegro
* Rufus Wainwright
* Merzbau
* Ravi Shankar
* Wilco
* Bjork (mb)
* Tech N9ne
* Ghostface Killah
* Bobby Conn
* Morton Subotnik
* Cole Porter
* The String Cheese Incident
* Eagles of Death Metal
* Polyphonic Spree
* The Faint
* Interpol
* Twisted Sister (jj)
* Tegan and Sara
* Erasure
* The Grateful Dead (drugs too)
* Le Tigre
* Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
* The Gossip
* The Magnetic Fields
* The Doors
* Phish
* Queen
* The Strokes
* Morrissey(?questionable?)
* Metallica
* Judas Priest
* The Village People
* The Secret Handshake
* The Rolling Stones
* David Bowie
* Frankie Goes to Hollywood
* Man or Astroman
* Richard Cheese
* Jay-Z
* Depeche Mode
* Kansas
* Ani DiFranco
* Fischerspooner
* John Mayer
* George Michael (texan)
* Angel Eyes
* The Indigo Girls
* Velvet Underground
* Madonna
* Elton John
* Barry Manilow
* Indigo Girls
* Melissa Etheridge
* Eminmen
* Nirvana
* Boy George*
* The Killers
* Lou Reed
* Lil’ Wayne
* Motorhead
* Jill Sobule
* Wilson Phillips
* Wesley Willis
* Lisa Loeb
* Ted Nugent (loincloth)
* Dogstar
* Thirty Seconds to Mars
* Lil’ Kim
* kd lang
* Frank Sinatra
* Hinder
* Nickleback
* Justus Kohncke
* Bob Mould
* Clay Aiken
* Arcade Fire
* Bright Eyes
* Corinne Bailey Rae
* Audioslave
* Red Hot Chili Peppers
* Panic at the Disco
* The Cure (makeup)
* Spin Doctors
* The Deers
* Lindsey Lohan
* The Smiths
* Beck
* Tom Waits
* The Cramps
* Cannibal Corpse
* Britney Spears(kissed Madonna)
* Perfect Sin
* The Queers
* NoFx(gay punk)
* Soup Dragons
* Elton John(really gay)

I realize this is going to be hard to believe, but I read this on a wonderful site that is dedicated to stopping this terrible subversion & helping people avoid turning homosexual.

One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children’s listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy.

In Our effort to keep this list up to date we’d appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: *

The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can’t keep up. Hopefully soon we’ll have it so you can add them by yourself.

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13 thoughts on “Music Groups That Turn You Gay!”

  1. unbelievable! i listen to some of barry manillows songs and my dad sings like frank sinatra.. oh shoot.. LOLz. but thanks for the info. i will be checking on the updates. i’m not expecting to see anita baker on the list, she’s my favorite artist. or did i just miis it.. is it on the list?!

  2. It seems to me that that website is more disgusting than anything else. I can’t believe some of the b.s. posted on that site. It’s ridiculous, and quite frankly, sickening.

  3. LOL! Man, if only I had known! Bucky, I’m glad somebody is paying attention to these things. And I thought all I had to worry about was rap music turning white college students in gangstas!

  4. phish? the dead? wow, you’re not only gay but delusional… and elton john is on twice. there is nothing gay about his music, actually. so you are just directly mocking a homosexual that is higher in importance than you’d ever be able to comprehend.

  5. OMG, all I can say is OMG! I never in my life have been exposed to such a blatent twisted perception of the truth. I can only pray that God will really speak to these people as I know that this is not what God intended for his people. I don’t mean to get all religious but as a person that believes in a higher power, no matter what you call it, this is a travesty.

    Nancy Pauls last blog post..1

  6. OMG!!! These people are awful I’d call them messed up in the head but that would be an insult to all people who have a mental disability. These people have brought horrible to a new level. Metallica? The Killers? 30 seconds to Mars? What is wrong with these people? How do you get to be such a bigot? They must’ve woken up one day been like “i’m gonna drink this bottle liquid moron and follow it up with some intelligence dissolver!!!” If I end up in hell (atheist) i hope i see them there.

  7. well i’m certainly not going to listen to those groups anymore. i’ve listened to the majority of those groups and i’m damn lucky that i’ve not turned gay.

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