Peeing In The Shower

A big debate has erupted at work.

IS IT OK TO PEE IN THE SHOWER?

I say sure, why not. It’s all going down the drain anyhow.

Some people are having a serious fit about this. I cannot see the problem here. They are even going as far as saying that they would need individual health insurance before stepping foot in my shower. Jeez people… it’s not like I took a dump in there.

I would rather pee in the shower than soak the floor by dripping all the way over to the commode. I’m definitely not going to towel off just to pee.

What are your opinions?

14 thoughts on “Peeing In The Shower”

  1. FOr crying out loud Bucky – what are you doing! The first rule of the ‘pee-in-the-shower club’ is that you do NOT talk about peeing-in-the-shower! Are you trying to ruin it for the rest of us … aw crap, here she comes, I gotta run but I’ll talk to … [transmission ended]

  2. I say let it rip. Usually the warm water induces it. I wouldn’t drop a deuce though as it wouldn’t go down the drain on it’s own and I’d have to squish it down with a toe or something and I don’t think the corn would fit through the little drain holes either.

    -Caveman

  3. That’s like a right for men, dude. It makes perfectly logical sense. You’re in the shower with WATER pouring down over you right? So, rather than waste water, you can simply let er’ squirt. You can be an artiste and make swirly shapes as it goes down the drain aaaaaand your helping the environment by using less water. Them treehuggers invented toilets. Hell, if it were up to me, I’d launch the troops from the deck out back but my wife hates it when the neighborhood kids throw it at each other.

  4. FOr crying out loud Bucky – what are you doing! The first rule of the ‘pee-in-the-shower club’ is that you do NOT talk about peeing-in-the-shower! Are you trying to ruin it for the rest of us … aw crap, here she comes, I gotta run but I’ll talk to … [transmission ended]

    I always break the rules… I’m just that kinda guy.

    This is why I always pee before showering…

    As do I, but apparently warm water on my body causes my kidneys / bladder to work overtime.

    I say let it rip. Usually the warm water induces it. I wouldn’t drop a deuce though as it wouldn’t go down the drain on it’s own and I’d have to squish it down with a toe or something and I don’t think the corn would fit through the little drain holes either.

    -Caveman

    Your probably right.

    That’s like a right for men, dude. It makes perfectly logical sense. You’re in the shower with WATER pouring down over you right? So, rather than waste water, you can simply let er’ squirt. You can be an artiste and make swirly shapes as it goes down the drain aaaaaand your helping the environment by using less water. Them treehuggers invented toilets. Hell, if it were up to me, I’d launch the troops from the deck out back but my wife hates it when the neighborhood kids throw it at each other.

    They’re just like monkeys aren’t they!

  5. Yogi people swear by urine for it’s health properties. Some people who have been stuck out at sea for instance survived purely because they drank their own pee. Maybe that’s a topic for my next blog post 😉

  6. Urine is mostly water, with a small percentage of waste product.

    Wikipedia sayeth:
    Urine excreted by healthy kidneys is sterile. When it leaves the body, however, the urine can pick up bacteria from the surrounding skin, which would contaminate it. It is not advisable to use urine to clean open wounds.

    If it’s sterile, letting it out in the shower isn’t going to do any harm.

  7. I say. Pee away. Not like you have anyone else in there with you (if you are showering with another person, that’s another story). You are in the shower, you are washing yourself, there’s a constant flow of water, which would probably wash all your pee into the sewers anyways. And don’t forget the antiseptic soap.

  8. i was sick once from the backside and let it rip all over in the tub it was everywhere and that my fridns is gross, but a little bit of pee comon, it goes down into the drains , now if a snake bites you and your alone in the desert were will your pee go then ??? 😛

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