Proper use of the “F” word.

Correct use of the “F” word
When is @#$% acceptable ?

There are only eleven times in history when the “F”word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. “What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?”
— Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. “What the @#$% was that?”
— Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

9. “Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?”
— Custer, 1877

8. “Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.”
— Einstein, 1938

7. “It does so @#$ %ing look like her!”
— Picasso, 1926

6. “How the @#$% did you work that out?”
— Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. “You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?”
— Michelangelo, 1566

4. “Where the @#$% are we?”
— Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. “Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!”
— Noah, 4314 BC

2. “Aw c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?”
— Bill Clinton, 1998

and a drum roll please…………!

1. “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this @%#*^ing mad.”
— Saddam Hussein, 2003

2 thoughts on “Proper use of the “F” word.”

  1. I have heard (and I suppose I could Google it and find out for sure..but I’m not going to because it’s an interesting story) that the word originated in England. Entire villiages began dying out because the king couldn’t get around to all of them to marry people…so they made a new decree to save the populations of these tiny villiages….Fornicate Upon Consent of the King. Basically, go ahead and have kids…we’ll count that as being married.

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