The Alphabet Of Bucky

Random unrelated image: A New Meaning For “Bread Tie”

I know it’s a meme, but an interesting one nonetheless. When I saw this meme at Karl’s and Avitable’s I immediately knew that I had to do it or I wouldn’t be able to hang out with the cool kids.

The ABCs of Me

Accent: I was born and raised in West Virginia so I naturally speak “hick”.

Breakfast or no breakfast: Brown Sugar & Cinnamon pop tarts just about every morning around 5:30.

Chore I don’t care for: None. I don’t mind doing chores.

Dog or Cat: Love the pussies!

Essential Electronics: Computer, phone, Wii, Guitar Hero

Favorite Cologne: Black Suede

Gold or Silver: Silver. I don’t like the look of gold, however, I like the value of it very much.

Handbag I carry most often: A paper sack with my lunch in it.

Insomnia: I used to spend many sleepless nights staring blankly at the PC or XBOX. I am happy to say that I have been sleeping nice lately. Nice being a relative term when you consider that I live with young children.

Job Title: Just another turd in the bucket. (Also a Devoted Husband, Father.) (Find a job with admin job search)

Kids: At the time of this writing, I have a 22 month old daughter. By the time this post gets published, I should have a few days old son. (The wife is bloated, irritable, and 30 lbs. heavier than she was 9 months ago. Please God, let her have that baby soon.)

Living Arrangements: West Virginia trailer trash, baby!

Most Admirable Trait: The most admirable trait for anyone is their sense of humor.

Naughtiest Childhood Behavior: Broke into the neighbors house and tipped over their furniture and hid all their curtains in a closet. Fun times.

Overnight hospital stays: Currently none for myself, but I did sleep at the hospital when my wife had her gallbladder removed, and again when our first child was born.

Phobias: A little bit of claustrophobia, especially if the room I’m in has several other people in it.

Quote: “If you have ever stopped by my house, you came on purpose, because I live on the way to nowhere.” –Bucky

Reason to smile: Loving wife and kid(s).

Siblings: None.

Time I wake up: 4:15am Mon-Fri. Weekends are wide open.

Unusual Talent or Skill: I can touch my nose with my tongue.

Vegetable I Refuse to Eat: Radishes. Blech.

Worst Habit: Fingernail biting.

X-rays: I’ve had three x-rays. Once for my neck, once for my chest, and once for my stomach / intestines.

Yummy Stuff: M&M’s, chocolate ice cream, plain Wavy Lays potato chips.

Zoo Animal I Like Most: I like monkeys, and one of the reasons I like monkeys is because they are very open with their masturbation. I have learned a couple of new techniques by watching monkeys. Monkey, monkey, monkey!

3 thoughts on “The Alphabet Of Bucky”

  1. I never said you were cool. I simply stated that if I didn’t do this meme, I couldn’t hang out with the cool kids. It was a bit misleading.

    The curtain hiding thing….I was only 5 or six. It was fun. You should try it!

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