What Kind Of Farter Are You?

  • Vain:  You love the smell of your own farts.

  • Amiable:  You love the smell of other people’s farts.

  • Proud:  You think your farts are exceptionally fine.

  • Shy:  You release silent farts and then blush.

  • Impudent:  You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.

  • Unfortunate:  You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.

  • Scientific:  You fart regularly but you’re concerned about pollution.

  • Nervous:  You stop in the middle of your fart.

  • Honest:  You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.

  • Dishonest:  You far and then blame the dog.

  • Foolish:  You suppress your farts for hours.

  • Thrifty:  You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.

  • Anti-Social:  When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private.

  • Strategic:  You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.

  • Sadistic:  You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner’s head.

  • Intellectual:  You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed.

  • Athletic:  You fart at the slightest exertion.

  • Miserable:  You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.

  • Sensitive:  You fart and then start crying.

Does anyone know of any retail franchises that sales the above pictured undies? I would love to buy some.

3 thoughts on “What Kind Of Farter Are You?”

    1. Unfortunately, I’m beginning to not trust them much anymore either. Why just the other day I ….. Well, you probably don’t want to know the details now, do you?

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