Ten fool-proof ways you can absolutely ruin a picture. ANY PICTURE.
Be the nasty girl scratchin her crotch at the beach.
Be that knot-kneed, open mouthed white dude who photo-bombed a crew takin’ pics.
Be the girl who left her huge brown wang on the dresser.
Be the guy digging for gold behind 3 fine ladies.
Be albino…. in any picture.
Be the jackass who is OK with bare back riding a statue horse… at a wedding… with stupid hair… shit eating grin… and bare junk resting on top of a filthy object.
Be three guys acting totally gay instead of manly at a time when acting manly would be the most prudent choice.
Be the kid who decided to stand up behind two OTHER rows of kids — the day he had a case of “the pukes”.
Be the girl who decided sexy pic time was right after dropping a deuce and not flushing.
Look like you just tasted a fart at the worst possible second.
