One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the old farm, as he hadn’t been there for awhile and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a group of women skinny dipping in his pond! He made his presence known to the women and they all moved deeper into the pond. One woman yelled “We’re not coming out until you get the hell out of here!” The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here to peep on you ladies while you swim naked, or make you get out naked”. Holding the bucket up for them to see, he said “I’m only here to feed the alligators”.